Fake CAPTCHAs Are Now Malware Traps – Because Of Course They Are!

Because Cybercriminals Never Run Out of Bullsh*t Ideas

Ah, CAPTCHAs—the slightly annoying yet necessary evil of the internet. You’ve seen them everywhere, those little tests that make you prove you're human by clicking pictures of traffic lights, deciphering squiggly text, or selecting every damn fire hydrant in sight. They were designed to keep bots out. But guess what? The criminals have flipped the script, and now those CAPTCHAs are being used to infect your system with malware. Because of course they are.

Welcome to the World of Fake CAPTCHAs

So, what’s the latest scam? Instead of the usual “Select all the bicycles” nonsense, these fake CAPTCHA pop-ups tell you to press a few keyboard shortcuts. You might see a prompt instructing you to:

  1. Press Win + R – (which opens the Run box, if you didn’t know)

  2. Press CTRL + V – (which pastes whatever the scammer has preloaded into your clipboard)

  3. Press Enter – (which executes a command that could be downloading malware straight onto your machine)

That’s it. That’s all it takes to wreck your day. You think you’re proving you’re not a bot, but in reality, you’re rolling out the red carpet for hackers. Absolutely brilliant.

What’s the Payload?

In many cases, this trick delivers Lumma Stealer, a delightful little piece of malware designed to rip through your passwords, cookies, and even cryptocurrency wallets. Imagine logging into your online banking only to realise some digital bandit has already drained your account because you followed a dodgy CAPTCHA prompt. Fantastic.

Security researchers at Trustwave's SpiderLabs uncovered this scheme and found that cybercriminals are leveraging legit-looking cloud storage services to host the malware. This means traditional security tools that rely on domain reputation are basically useless here. It’s like the criminals rented a luxury hotel room to commit their crimes—security assumes they belong there, and no one bats an eye.

Why Do People Fall For This?

Because we’ve all been trained like bloody Pavlovian dogs to obey CAPTCHAs. The average person doesn’t even think twice about clicking and following instructions. We've spent years being conditioned to prove we're human, so when an extra step appears, many people just go along with it.

And don’t even get me started on how businesses are still relying on human behaviour as a security mechanism—because apparently, we haven’t learned from decades of phishing scams, keyloggers, and credential stuffing attacks.

How Do You Avoid This Bullsh*t?

Here’s a simple guide for not falling victim to fake CAPTCHAs:

  • Use your brain. If a CAPTCHA suddenly wants you to press a bunch of keyboard shortcuts, DO NOT DO IT.

  • Lock down your system. Disable unnecessary clipboard access, restrict users from running PowerShell commands, and for the love of all things sacred, don’t run as an admin by default.

  • Educate your team. If you work in IT and your users don’t know about this scam yet, congratulations—you’re now responsible for warning them before they bring down your entire network.

  • Deploy proper security tools. If your business still doesn’t have endpoint detection and response (EDR), continuous compliance monitoring, and actual real-time threat detection, then you’re already a sitting duck.

Final Thoughts: The Madness Never Ends

Cybercriminals are always innovating, and this latest scam is just more proof that they’ll exploit anything to get access to your data. They don’t need zero-day exploits or fancy hacking tools when they can just trick people into doing the work for them.

So, the next time a CAPTCHA asks you to press some weird combination of keys—don’t. Just don’t. Be suspicious. Be paranoid. Because in today’s cybersecurity landscape, that’s the only way to stay safe.

Sources

Noel Bradford

Noel Bradford – Head of Technology at Equate Group, Professional Bullshit Detector, and Full-Time IT Cynic

As Head of Technology at Equate Group, my job description is technically “keeping the lights on,” but in reality, it’s more like “stopping people from setting their own house on fire.” With over 40 years in tech, I’ve seen every IT horror story imaginable—most of them self-inflicted by people who think cybersecurity is just installing antivirus and praying to Saint Norton.

I specialise in cybersecurity for UK businesses, which usually means explaining the difference between ‘MFA’ and ‘WTF’ to directors who still write their passwords on Post-it notes. On Tuesdays, I also help further education colleges navigate Cyber Essentials certification, a process so unnecessarily painful it makes root canal surgery look fun.

My natural habitat? Server rooms held together with zip ties and misplaced optimism, where every cable run is a “temporary fix” from 2012. My mortal enemies? Unmanaged switches, backups that only exist in someone’s imagination, and users who think clicking “Enable Macros” is just fine because it makes the spreadsheet work.

I’m blunt, sarcastic, and genuinely allergic to bullshit. If you want gentle hand-holding and reassuring corporate waffle, you’re in the wrong place. If you want someone who’ll fix your IT, tell you exactly why it broke, and throw in some unsolicited life advice, I’m your man.

Technology isn’t hard. People make it hard. And they make me drink.

https://noelbradford.com
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