Welcome to My Blog
By accessing or using this website (the "Site"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (the "Terms"). If you disagree with any part of these Terms, kindly show yourself the door (no hard feelings). Continued use of this Site means you accept and agree to these Terms in full.

1. Content Ownership
Unless otherwise stated, all content on this Site — including text, images, and any original sarcasm — is owned by me, Noel Bradford. You are welcome to share excerpts (with proper credit and a link back), but wholesale copying is a no-go.

2. No Professional Advice
Nothing on this blog constitutes professional advice — legal, financial, technical, or otherwise. If you act on something I write here and it backfires spectacularly, I am not responsible. Consult a qualified professional if you want actual advice.

3. User Conduct
You agree not to:

• Post anything illegal, offensive, defamatory, or spammy.

• Try to hack, scrape, or reverse-engineer the Site.

• Pretend you wrote my content. (That’s just rude.)

• Use my content to train your creepy AI model.

Breaking these rules means you’ll be banned faster than you can say "terms and conditions."

4. Comments & Contributions
By leaving a comment, you grant me a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to display, modify, or remove your comment as I see fit. (In plain English: If you post something, I can keep it or bin it.)

5. External Links
I occasionally link to other sites. I’m not responsible if they suddenly turn into malware factories, offensive meme farms, or anything else unpleasant. Click at your own risk.

6. Changes to These Terms
I reserve the right to update these Terms whenever I like. If you’re the type to lose sleep over that, maybe bookmark this page.

7. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the England and Wales, and any disputes will be handled by the courts in England.

8. Contact Me
Questions? Complaints? Fan mail? Drop me a message